*accidentally bullies you in an attempt to flirt*
I just don’t understand what people want Taylor Swift to write songs about? Cats? Ikea? Biochemistry?
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
(Source: sluttybitch2009, via youwillunderstand)
Come not between a dragon and his wrath.
Guys I’m not even gonna lie to you but I stared at this photoset and for a moment I was like “it’s weird that they only ever have animated or CGI dragons and they don’t use real ones”
(Source: thorsodinson, via tomhiddleeston)
My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined