why do people care so much about what a famous persons sexuality is it’s not like they were willing to fuck you in the first place so it doesn’t change anything
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her
time to put on my final exam outfit
this post has become relevant to my life once again